Sunday, October 28, 2007

LOLCat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the 30th Sunday in Ordinary Time

30th Sunday in Ordinary Time | Proper 25 | Pentecost +22
Joel 2:23-32 or Jeremiah 14:7-10, 19-22
Psalm 65 or Psalm 84:1-7
2 Timothy 4:6-8, 16-18
Luke 18:9-14
If you would like to help with the translation, click here. Only one section of today's readings has been translated:

Psalm 84 (complete)
Ceiling Cat haz teh bestestest ov houzez, O yeah.
I wantz 2 curl up in teh houz of teh Ceiling Cat and can haz cheezburgr.
Teh birdiez, teh swallowz An teh sparrowz who makez teh baybee chickeez I laiks 2 chase An eat, we haz all napped in teh houz of teh Ceiling Cat.
Hai Ceiling Cat, the kittehs in ur houz say kthx for making teh cheezburgrz alwaiz.
Hai Ceiling Cat, teh kittehs cldn’t chazez teh birdiez widdout u.
Teh Ceiling Cat alwaiz makz teh litter box cleen 4 teh kittehs.
An we climbz treez hai 2 see teh Ceiling Cat.
O yeah Ceiling Cat, we luv u. An dat Jacob dood laiks u 2, so lissen, eh?
Lookit Ceiling Cat, lookit ma tail.
I can haz ly in ur houz onlee 4 1day, itz bettr’n mastubatin out in teh tentz all teh time.
Cuz u givez cookiez An cheezburgrz An keepz teh dogz away from teh kittehs dat laiks u An walkz on 4 pawz bhind u.
Dey dat laiks teh Ceiling Cat will alwaiz have cheezburgrz An nap in ur houz. kthx bai.

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  1. Oh my ! I need a new dictionary !
    English cats language = Chats françaises language !
    But I am proud I almost understood everything, lol !

  2. Correction : Language des chats francophones !

  3. Good Afternoon! I have not laughed so hard in a long time. This is fantastic.

    And if Ceiling Cat would keep our poohbox clean it would be awesome. hehehe

    See you around the Weekend Kitty Events!

    (ps... it is perfectly acceptable to join in Weekend Cat Blogging, Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos and The Ark and Carnival of the Cats. The more the merrier at all of these Kitty Fun Roundups! It's up to you! Purrs from our clan to yours))


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