Sunday, November 11, 2007

LOLCat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the 32nd Sunday in Ordinary Time

32nd in Ordinary Time | Proper 27 | Pentecost +24
Haggai 1:15b-2:9 or Job 19:23-27a
Psalm 145:1-5, 17-21 or Psalm 98 or Psalm 17:1-9
2 Thessalonians 2:1-5, 13-17
Luke 20:27-38

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If you would like to help with the translation, click here. This is the only section of today's readings that has been translated:

Haggai 2:1-9
Templ all naice n shiny
1 In layt July teh ceiling cat am cum to Haggai.
2 "Go see Zerubbabel, kitteh of Shealtiel, teh guvnor uv Judah An Joshua, Jehozadak's ickle kitteh, teh hi preest An all so wots left ov de peeps an sayz:"
3 "Dudes, WTF happnd? Ware did all go rong?"
4 "Buff up guyz - I, teh ceiling cat, am wiv u!"
5 "No be fraydy-cat - I, teh ceiling cat, am heer."

6 "I maek urf kwake - Ricta scale no am inventd yet but I do big kwake!"
7 "I shake til monies fall owt ov pocketz. Putt monies in howse."
8 "I wants all shiny fings, is all mines."
9 "Dis howse wil be betta dan evah. All wil be nice n kwiet - no fytin

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2 comments:

  1. This is so interesting!! Good luck on this project! And thanks for taking part in WCB.

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  2. Aaaaahahahaha! Andree, I love it! Where on "urf" did you get this?

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