Sunday, December 02, 2007

LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the First Sunday of Advent and Hunter

Oh Hai Mary created for the LOL Cat Bible You can has son!
First Sunday of Advent
Isaiah 2:1-5
Psalm 122 (Ps. 122:1)
Romans 13:11-14
Matthew 24:36-44

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None of today's readings have been translated. Therefore we have included some interesting readings that we have found:

Psalm 1

1 Blessid iz da feline no walk in counsil of wickid, no place paws in path of da sinnerz, no sit and purr with da mockerz.
2 But hiz delightz in lawz of Ceiling Cat, ponderz much.
3 He lyke treez bai teh waterz, yieldz teh good fr00tz. Leef duzn't wither, prosperz much.
4 Not so teh wickid, dey like chaffz pwnt by windz.
5 Derefor wickid doezn't standz in teh judgemint, or sinnerz in assembly of teh rhytchus.
6 Ceiling cat watches over whey of teh rhytchus, whey of wickid getz pwnt.
All hoo worsip da ceilin cat ye wil B blesd wiv nice cit fud but none Bleevers dun get nount.

Matthew 23:37-38: Israyl iz srsly pwned

37 "Jrusalm, wtf? U pwnz teh profets n kilz the gais who getz sent 2 u! I wantz to gathr ur kittehs liek chikn gathrs teh chikz, but u iz all liek `GO AWAI! GTFO!'
38 Wel, ur hous iz empti now.39 Srsly, u no seez me ani mor until u sez, `Cheezburgrz 4 teh d00d who coms in teh nam of teh Ceiling Cat!’"

Matthew 26

26. They was eatings, and Jebus took cheezburgrs and give them to his peepz and sez, "Is my body. It has a flavor. U can has it and go NOM NOM NOM."

Here we see Hunter with lazer eyes.
We think this is The Hover Cat evident in Hunter's eyes.
His disciples are the Family of Medelise of Yearn To Travel and Travel Plans.

HALP! More Holy Cat photos are needed for this weekly post. If your cat is without sin, has a visible halo or any other mark of holiness or worthiness, please send me her/his photo as soon as possible.

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4 comments:

  1. I just love the readings from the LOL Cat Bible. You realise, of course, Andree, that all this is highly sacreligious...but real good for a laugh!

    Who's the bright spark who had the idea...very original.

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  2. Hunter is a very good looking kitty!

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  3. Haha I had never realised the bible had been translated into lolcat. I won't hold my breath for the lolcat koran though!

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  4. The little I can understand makes me really laugh ! I wonder who had "translated" the bible into cat english, lol !

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