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These are the scripture readings that have been translated for today:
Psalm 1461 Praise Ceiling Cat
Praise Ceiling Cat, o mai sole
2 I iz in mai life praisin Ceiling Cat all teh timez
I iz singin to Ceiling Cat all mai life
3 Don't be in ur base trustin ur princez
Cuz they iz gunna die an can't do nuffin
4 When their spirits iz in teh sky returning to teh urfs
They is nuffin
5 If u gets Ceiling Cat to help you can haz cheezburger
6 Teh lolcoder of Ceiling and urfs
teh watres and teh fishes
7 He lets hungry kittehs has sammiches
8 Ceiling Cat maikz teh blind kittehs can see
Ceiling Cat liftz up kittehs on 4 legz
9 ZOMG Ceiling Cat has seen UFO LOL an DO NOT WANT evil kittehs so he maikz dem DO NOT WANT
10 Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate forever
Can he haz cheezburger?
46 Mary sed "Ceiling Cat is laik a big deal,
55 an to all Abraham's famili liek u promist."
8 doods, be patient. uz be in yer howses, gettin readie 4 da commingz of da CeilingCat be happnin
9 Du not b angrie cat wif 1 anuthr, brofas, or ceilingcat b ignorin youz; oh hai! da ceilingcat is chillin at da door.
10 FYI, bruthas, l00k @ dem Krazie cats who talkt in jesusspeek.
2 Now when liek John had hearded in teh place where u go if u liek preak teh rules, and I mean really break em in teah works of Christ, he sended two of him disciples through teh ineternets,
3 And say to his, is u he that is to come, or does we sees another?
4 Jeus answered him and liek say to his, Go and show John more of teh tings you've seen and heard:
5 Teh no seeing gets some seeing, and teh no walk get walk, teah nasty, come clean, and teh no hear hear, teh no live come live, and teh poor have teh gospel preached to tem.
6 And goodly good in life are he, who will not be offended in my.
7 And as tey leaved, Jesus begun ta sez to teh many worring bout John, Wat gone u out into teh wildy to see? sees, tey tat were nice softly soft clothing are in head royal ppls hoze.
8 But wat goned u ouf fur to see? A good guy that sez da truf? Yes, I sez to u, and more tan a prophet.
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