Friday, February 01, 2008

LOL Cat Bible: Lectionary Readings for the Last Sunday After Epiphany

Transfiguration of Our Lord
Last Sunday after Epiphany

Exodus 24:12-18
Psalm 2 (Ps. 2:7) or
Psalm 99 (Ps. 99:9)
2 Peter 1:16-21
Matthew 17:1-9

These are the readings for this Sunday that have been translated:

Psalm 2 (Ps. 2:7)

1 Y does teh heethn getz mad, and teh peeplz dreem ov themselfz?
2 Teh bossez ov teh urths akt finicky, an dey talk 2 each uther, aginst Ceiling Cat an his peeps, an sez:
3 Do not want flea collarz! An take off da leashez!
4 Ceiling Cat wil LOL: he wil eat ther cheezburgr.
5 Then he wil hiss loud, and growl too. Ceiling Cat is mad.
6 But I haz gived my boss a big scratchpost in Zion.
7 I wil tell everybodie: Ceiling Cat saiz, You iz mah kitteh; today I maked u.
8 Ask me, and I wil giev u heethn'z cheezburgr, and everywherz in the wurld to has.
9 U wil pwn dem wif a big metl stik; u wil pwn dem in peecez laik a watr bowl.
10 B smart, bossez: b teached, judgez ov teh wurld.
11 Ph33r teh Ceiling Cat, an b happy wif shakin.
12 Kiss teh Kitteh, or he getz mad and pwnz u, when he iz just a little mad. Iz gud for everybody 2 trust kitteh.

2 Peter 1:16-21

16We no maided up harblls to maided u thnk rong stuffs,
17 cuz the d00d Jeesus is 4 reel, srsly. Ceiling Cat is all liek, "Tihs b mai d00d 4 reelz!"
18 We herd hym maow frum teh ceiling whens we wuz on teh tabletop, n nos 4 shur tihs 4 reel. Omg srsly.
19 We no taht u belieffers has a flashlight in ur bellies n can has seein n evn teh darkest kichin.
20 Noin taht tehse wordz iz no up 4 d-bate, but can has 1 enterperashun.
21 Cuz the prfessy wuz no all old n crsty liek old toona cans but wuz fresh n noo liek gushy fudz. Kthx.

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  1. With this bible I will become religious, lol ! I didn't understand every word but enough to have fun ! I am still laughing !
    I am busy to prepare my week end cat blogging too, for the moment it takes hours to upload a picture !

  2. Oh noes! Ceiling cat is eatin' mah cheezeburger!


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